10 Things I never thought...

I would hear myself say:

10) No, you do not get a treat for pooping in your pants

9) We don't drink the maple syrup out of the bottle

8) If you swallow your gum, your hinny will stick to the toilet seat

7) Don't play with snotty faced kids, it makes mommy gag

6) Don't spit the bath water at your sister, you just peed in it

5) I don't know what happens when I get to 3 but you're not going to like it

4) Stop finger painting with your yogurt on the TV

3) Sharing does not apply to mommy's ice cream

2) Yes, you need to wear underwear to wrestling practice

1) Because I said so!!!