Junk

Dylan's latest words of wisdom:

"Mom, do you know what junk means?"

"Like junk food or just plain junk?"

"Just junk."

"Yeah, it means garbage or stuff that you don't want, like broken toys."

"My friend told me it hurts if you get kicked in your junk and pointed at his privates."

"Well.....we don't call our privates that.  Let's just stick with the real name."

"Ok, but whatever you call it, it still hurts if you get kicked there!"